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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness: How to Prevent and Cure Zombie Flesh-Eating Disease

A claim on zombie apocalypse, the end of the world, and conspiracy-theories involving the government surfaced after Rudy Eugene, a homeless man was shot and killed by police after being caught in the act of chewing on another human being's face - that of another homeless man named Ronald Poppo.

But that is not the only event to happen in the last 12 days in Florida that conspiracy theorists say is evidence that the long-feared "zombie apocalypse" is beginning in the sunny state and elsewhere throughout the nation.

In chronological order, here's what went down in the sunny state:

May 16 – According to a report by the Huffington Post, students and teachers at a Florida high school had to be decontaminated after breaking out in a mysterious rash.

May 21 – According to a report by MySuburbanLife.com, A man from Bellwood, Illinois, was arrested after allegedly biting an 18-year-old woman's cheek.

May 23 – According to NBC San Diego, a man from Spring Valley, California was arrested for allegedly biting the tip off of his cousin's nose off.

May 26 – According to ABC News, a Florida anesthesiologist allegedly banged his head against the inside of a cop car until he started bleeding following a DUI arrest last Saturday, the same day as the Miami cannibal attack. He then proceeded to allegedly spit blood in a police officer's face.

May 26 – According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, a man from Palm Coast, Florida, was arrested for allegedly biting the lips off one kitten and strangling another cat to death.

May 27 – According to the Daily Mail, a man from Hackensack, New Jersey, allegedly stabbed himself repeatedly in front of the police then began to pull his own guts out, and proceeded to throw his intestines at police officers.

These weird events happened in nearby locations just a period of 12 days since the breakout of a mysterious rash at a Florida High School. Is this really the beginning of "Zombie Apocalypse"?

If this is really a sign that "Zombie Apocalypse" is indeed true and near its coming?  But how to prevent them?

Unless we heard about the real score on the autopsy of Rudy Eugene and the current medical condition of his victim Ronald Poppo has been released to the public, we won't be able to  know exactly what caused his horrific attack. But just the same these stories and list of horrifying event would make a good reason to lock yourselves inside the safety of your own homes.

To prevent the spread of this what they call "flesh-eating disease," if you live near a warm water source - especially in the South - whether it be a lake, river, or pond, take care not to expose even the shallowest cut to it. Clean all wounds immediately, even if they aren't bad enough to require a doctor's attention. At the first sign of severe pain in a limb, go to the hospital at once.

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